The piece of advice that I most despise hearing from people regarding my infertility is: “Just relax; it will happen.” If I had a nickel for every time that phrase entered a conversation, I’d have enough for a 4-course dinner at a swanky restaurant! Seriously, most of the time the advice is given by well-intentioned people; it just hurts sometimes. So I’ve been trying to come up with creative responses to “Just relax…” that can also bring a bit of laughter. My latest one:

My husband gives me great shoulder rubs; I don’t think relaxation is the problem. 🙂

Do any of you have some witty lines? Please share! Wit and wisdom is always welcome.